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Brutally honest teardown
Get a sharp read on your headline, offer, proof, calls to action, and the places visitors are likely to bounce.
AI critique with teeth
Your homepage is losing customers.
Paste your URL for an entertaining teardown, five conversion fixes, three ad hooks, and a scorecard worth sharing.
One free roast. No credit card. You decide what gets shared.
Homepage score
62/100
Strong idea. Shy headline.
What every founder can expect
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No fake praise
If the message is muddy, RoastRank says so plainly.
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Action over theater
Every joke points toward a concrete improvement.
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Sharing stays optional
Your roast is yours until you choose to post it.
URL in. Ego checked.
One roast. Four useful outputs.
RoastRank turns a familiar website audit into something founders will actually read, use, and send to the group chat.
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Five conversion fixes
Walk away with prioritized, specific changes—not a vague pile of generic marketing advice.
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Three viral ad hooks
Turn your positioning into punchy hooks ready to test across short-form video, social posts, and paid ads.
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Shareable scorecard
Package the verdict into a visual score people can post, compare, and use to challenge another founder.
60 sec
Target time for a first verdict
5 fixes
Prioritized for conversion impact
1 scorecard
Ready to save, share, or challenge
Pricing without the mystery
Start with the joke. Pay for the depth.
Get the first verdict free, commission a deeper teardown when it matters, or make critique part of your shipping rhythm.
Quick Roast
A fast reality check for a live homepage.
$0one roast
- Homepage verdict and score
- Three viral ad hooks
- Five conversion fixes
- Shareable scorecard
Best for a launch
Deep Audit
For founders ready to rewrite, not just react.
$29per audit
- Everything in Quick Roast
- Section-by-section teardown
- Rewritten headline and CTA options
- Prioritized action plan
- Expanded downloadable report
Weekly Heat
Ongoing critique for teams shipping every week.
$49per month
- Four deep audits each month
- Before-and-after score tracking
- Weekly messaging prompts
- Priority processing
- Cancel anytime
Before you submit
Fair questions. Straight answers.
Your visitors already have opinions
Hear the verdict before your bounce rate delivers it.
Give RoastRank your homepage URL. Keep the fixes, share the score, and ship a page that earns the click.
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